I don’t know what happened here, but while camping, I stumbled across this sad little grave. Who would do such a thing to an innocent barbie-mermaid? Excavation revealed her delicate, dusty features, including posable arms and thick, waist-length hair. What on earth would incite such violence? What sort of maniac would bury such beauty? ….
And then V picked her up, wiped her off, and used her as a microphone. No harm, no foul.